My Movie Pitch To “The Asylum”
Dennison, an old bohemian sleaze keeps his bones in an even older sack strapped to his wheelchair. His twenty-something girlfriend, Jenny, wheels his flaccid fleshy body around and lets him stay in her trendy New York flat while he searches for the rest of his missing bones. Jenny works down at the racing track, painfully and horrifyingly transforming herself into a greyhound racing dog every day, betting on herself and making money for Dennison’s bone reincorporation surgeries.
While Jenny is racing, Dennison begins an affair with a real racing dog, initially confusing it for Jenny’s bizarre dog embodiment, but then ultimately realizes that true love knows no species, and no vertebra. The Asylum presents: “The Bone Collector 2”
